Christmas Would You Rather: 250 Questions, Kids to In-Laws

Funny Christmas would you rather questions

The silly ones, good for just about any age.

1. Would you rather show up to the family Christmas party in pajamas because you thought it was a pajama party or in a full elf costume because you thought it was a costume party?

2. Would you rather open your door to carolers who won't leave until you sing a solo or carolers who only know the first line of every song and keep starting over?

3. Would you rather have the cat climb to the top of the Christmas tree in the middle of opening presents or have the dog throw up a ball of tinsel at dinner?

4. Would you rather mail 100 Christmas cards with your own last name spelled wrong or with a family photo where someone is clearly picking their nose?

5. Would you rather be stuck in an elevator for two hours with carolers who take requests or with a kid who just got a kazoo for Christmas?

6. Would you rather get snowed in for Christmas week at your strangest relative's house or have your strangest relative snowed in at yours?

7. Would you rather have your dad's light display knock out power for the whole street on Christmas Eve or have the saddest single string of lights on the block?

8. Would you rather have the reindeer use your roof as their bathroom stop on Christmas Eve or have Santa track soot all over the new white carpet?

9. Would you rather drive home from the tree lot with the tree sliding off the roof on the highway or get it home and find a squirrel living in it?

10. Would you rather get a parrot for Christmas that yells "Merry Christmas!" at 5 a.m. every day or one that sings "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" every time Grandma visits?

11. Would you rather lose a Christmas Day snowball fight to your grandma in front of everyone or to your 6-year-old cousin on video?

12. Would you rather accidentally light the town Christmas tree ten seconds before the countdown ends or press the button at zero and have nothing happen?

13. Would you rather be woken up on Christmas morning by a toddler jumping and screaming on the bed or by the smoke alarm because someone burned the cinnamon rolls?

14. Would you rather win the ugly sweater contest with a sweater you thought was nice or lose it with the one you spent $80 trying to make ugly?

15. Would you rather slip on the icy driveway carrying the Christmas pie and land flat on your back with the pie safe or stay on your feet and watch the pie hit the ground?

16. Would you rather be the relative who always shows up to Christmas dinner two hours late or the one who shows up two hours early and gets put to work?

17. Would you rather walk into the Christmas party with the $5 clearance sticker still on your "new" sweater or with tinsel in your hair all night that nobody mentions?

18. Would you rather accidentally unplug the TV in the last minute of the Christmas Day game or unplug the oven halfway through the turkey?

19. Would you rather drive a car with reindeer antlers and a red nose stuck on it until Easter or have your car horn play "Jingle Bells" all year?

20. Would you rather give a toast at Christmas dinner with no warning or lead grace when you've never done it before?

21. Would you rather have the baby monitor broadcast your Christmas Eve gift-wrapping argument to every room in the house or to the neighbors' baby monitor?

22. Would you rather be the only dark house on the street all December or have your lights spell out "MERRY CHRISMAS" for two weeks before anyone tells you?

23. Would you rather have your mom hang your kindergarten macaroni ornament front and center every year until you're 40 or have her give it to your partner the first Christmas you bring them home?

24. Would you rather lose a bet and wear a full Christmas tree costume to the grocery store on December 24 or sing a carol over the store's intercom?

25. Would you rather be the guest who knocks the gravy boat into Grandma's lap or the one who can't stop laughing about it?

26. Would you rather explain to your grandparents every Christmas what your job actually is or what the gift you gave them actually does?

27. Would you rather draw someone for Secret Santa who tells you exactly what they want and it's $90 or someone who says "anything is fine"?

28. Would you rather have your mom find the sibling group chat where you all rank her Christmas side dishes or the one where you vote on who has to have her over next Christmas?

29. Would you rather have the toddler announce what everyone's getting before they open it or have the dog sniff out and unwrap every present with food in it?

30. Would you rather ride three hours to Christmas dinner with a pie on your lap or with the dog on your lap?

31. Would you rather spill red punch down your Christmas outfit right before the family photo or on your aunt's white couch?

32. Would you rather bake Christmas cookies with a 3-year-old helping or with an uncle who is certain he knows how it should be done?

33. Would you rather try to wrap a bicycle so nobody can tell it's a bicycle or hide a puppy in the house for three days before Christmas?

34. Would you rather sit right behind the family with the screaming baby at the Christmas Eve service or be the family with the screaming baby?

35. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day and get one "combined" present every year or on December 26, when everyone's too tired to celebrate?

36. Would you rather open a present you love and find out it was meant for your cousin or open one you hate and find out it was meant for you?

37. Would you rather find out your neighbor's giant light display has been plugged into your outlet all month or have them find out yours has been plugged into theirs?

38. Would you rather have your face photoshopped onto a reindeer on the family Christmas card or left off the card by mistake?

39. Would you rather build a gingerbread house that falls apart before anyone sees it or one so perfect that nobody's allowed to eat it?

40. Would you rather wear a Christmas sweater with your own face on it to the family party or one with your mom's face on it?

41. Would you rather have any celebrity you want come to your family's Christmas dinner or get invited to theirs?

42. Would you rather have elves decorate your whole house for Christmas overnight or have them take it all down overnight in January?

Christmas would you rather questions for kids

Short, silly and easy to read out loud, so they work at the kids' table or as a classroom brain break.

43. Would you rather find a reindeer in your bathtub on Christmas morning or a penguin in your fridge?

44. Would you rather have farts that smell like gingerbread or burps that sound like sleigh bells?

45. Would you rather have your Elf on the Shelf follow you to school or sleep on your pillow?

46. Would you rather eat a candy cane from under the couch or a cookie your cousin sneezed on?

47. Would you rather open presents wrapped in 100 layers of paper or a whole roll of tape?

48. Would you rather tell Santa everything naughty you did or have your teacher read it out loud?

49. Would you rather ride in Santa's sleigh on top of the toy bag or hanging off the back?

50. Would you rather be the elf who tests the whoopee cushions or the elf who tests the slime?

51. Would you rather reach into your stocking and grab cold mashed potato or a live hamster?

52. Would you rather have your dream toy break in a day or a boring toy last forever?

53. Would you rather have your teacher at Christmas dinner or your whole family at school for a day?

54. Would you rather be the front reindeer flying into the fog or the back reindeer smelling everyone's farts?

55. Would you rather your gingerbread man run away or beg you not to eat him?

56. Would you rather wear Grandma's itchy Christmas sweater all day or one that plays music when you move?

57. Would you rather lose both front teeth before the Christmas picture or let your little sister cut your hair?

58. Would you rather open presents at 4 a.m. in the dark or wait until after lunch?

59. Would you rather get caught eating Santa's cookies or get caught peeking at your presents?

60. Would you rather get a lipstick kiss from every aunt or a cheek pinch from every grandma?

61. Would you rather get a giant present you can't open until next year or a small one now?

62. Would you rather open all your presents with your feet or let the dog open them for you?

63. Would you rather drink a melted snowman, carrot and all, or eat a tinsel sandwich?

64. Would you rather jingle every time you move all December or have Jingle Bells stuck in your head all year?

65. Would you rather be a tree in the Christmas play who can't move or a sheep who says "baa" 50 times?

66. Would you rather be the Christmas tree in a house with three cats or a house with three toddlers?

The cats will win. They always win.

67. Would you rather the Grinch steal every present on your street or only yours?

68. Would you rather dance every time a Christmas song plays or freeze like a statue until it ends?

69. Would you rather have your dad dress as an elf at school or your grandma sing at your Christmas show?

70. Would you rather open a present with a live chicken inside or 100 bouncy balls?

71. Would you rather wear a Santa beard to school for a week or antlers to bed for a month?

72. Would you rather be a Christmas toy that's loved until it breaks or kept perfect in its box?

73. Would you rather have a stocking as tall as your house or a tiny one that refills forever?

74. Would you rather eat Christmas dinner wearing oven mitts or with a spoon as big as a shovel?

75. Would you rather have 100 Christmas cookies right now or one Christmas cookie every day all year?

76. Would you rather be chased by a giant nutcracker snapping its jaws or a herd of runaway reindeer?

77. Would you rather share all your new toys with your cousins or not see your cousins this Christmas?

78. Would you rather have the elves build any toy you draw, even if you draw it badly, or get one perfect toy you didn't pick?

79. Would you rather wake up on Christmas morning shrunk to the size of an ornament or stretched as tall as the tree?

80. Would you rather have hot chocolate come out of your bathroom sink or marshmallows fall out of the sky every time you sneeze?

81. Would you rather spend Christmas Eve at the North Pole helping the elves or Christmas Day at home playing with everything you got?

82. Would you rather be the crying kid on the family Christmas card or have your report card in the family Christmas letter?

83. Would you rather find a lump of coal in your stocking or nothing at all?

84. Would you rather have a snowball fight against all the grown-ups or against all the kids?

85. Would you rather sleep under the Christmas tree on Christmas Eve or on the roof to watch for Santa?

86. Would you rather build the best snowman on your street and have it melt by lunch or the worst one and have it last until March?

87. Would you rather get one big present you have to share with your brother or sister or a small one that's all yours?

88. Would you rather have a white Christmas or a snow day on the first day back at school?

89. Would you rather live in a gingerbread house for all of December or have a candy cane slide from your bedroom to the kitchen?

90. Would you rather accidentally sign your teacher's Christmas card "Love you!" or call them "Mom" at the class holiday party?

91. Would you rather get your letter to Santa sent back with spelling corrections in red pen or with a note that just says "We need to talk about July"?

Christmas would you rather questions for the whole family

For when grandma, the cousins and the toddler are all at the same table.

92. Would you rather sit at the kids' table forever or move to the grown-up table next to the uncle who never stops talking?

93. Would you rather sleep on the air mattress that leaks or share a bed with the cousin who kicks?

94. Would you rather retake the family Christmas photo 40 times or use the first one where everyone's eyes are closed?

95. Would you rather have your family vote on everything at Christmas, even dessert, or let Grandma decide it all?

96. Would you rather have the dog eat the Christmas ham or the toddler knock over the tree?

97. Would you rather be snowed in at Grandma's for a week or stuck at a highway rest stop overnight on the way there?

98. Would you rather play one Monopoly game after Christmas dinner that goes until midnight or Uno with a grandparent who cheats?

99. Would you rather have the kids wake everyone up at 5 a.m. or make them wait at the top of the stairs until 8?

100. Would you rather share one bathroom with twelve relatives on Christmas morning or use the one in the freezing garage alone?

101. Would you rather have your family start a Christmas talent show or a Christmas morning jump in a freezing lake?

102. Would you rather do two Christmas dinners at two houses in one day or pick one family and hear about it all year?

103. Would you rather go to the same place every Christmas for the rest of your life or somewhere new every year with no traditions?

104. Would you rather have one huge family Christmas with 40 relatives or a tiny one with just the people in your house?

105. Would you rather sleep in the room with your aunt's doll collection or on the couch where everyone walks by at 6 a.m.?

106. Would you rather leave for your grandparents' house at 4 a.m. while the kids sleep or at noon with "Are we there yet?" the whole way?

107. Would you rather have a family rule that the last one up does all the dishes or the first one up makes breakfast for everyone?

108. Would you rather the grandparents buy the kids a drum set for Christmas or a puppy?

109. Would you rather be in charge of cooking the turkey or in charge of keeping everyone off politics at dinner?

110. Would you rather tell your great-aunt you don't like the sweater she knitted you or wear it every time she visits?

111. Would you rather learn Grandpa's card game that takes two hours to explain or teach Grandpa a video game?

112. Would you rather share a room over Christmas with your snoring grandpa or with your 6-year-old cousin who wakes up at 4 a.m. to check for presents?

113. Would you rather have a white Christmas where nobody can make it to your house or a sunny 70-degree one where everyone can?

114. Would you rather be the only one at Christmas dinner who doesn't know the big family news or the only one who knows and can't say a word?

115. Would you rather have every relative sleep over on Christmas Eve or have them all show up at 7 a.m. on Christmas morning?

116. Would you rather do a family Secret Santa so everyone gets one gift or buy a gift for every single relative?

117. Would you rather drive home after Christmas dinner at 11 p.m. in the snow or sleep over on your relatives' pull-out couch with the metal bar across your back?

118. Would you rather be the family that always hosts Christmas or the family that always has to travel?

119. Would you rather cut down your own Christmas tree in the woods or grab one in five minutes from the grocery store parking lot?

120. Would you rather decorate the tree with whatever ornaments the kids made or have a perfect tree the kids aren't allowed to touch?

121. Would you rather have a Christmas pajama party with the whole family or a fancy Christmas dinner where everyone dresses up?

Christmas would you rather questions for teens

For teens who are too old for the kids' table and too young for the grown-up one.

122. Would you rather get deodorant from your crush for Christmas or a book called "How to Make Friends" from your best friend?

123. Would you rather have your mom post every photo of you from Christmas morning on Facebook or have your little cousin film you opening every present for her TikTok?

124. Would you rather spend all of winter break with no phone at all or with a phone your mom reads every text on before you do?

125. Would you rather have every relative at Christmas dinner ask about your dating situation or ask where you're applying to college, one at a time, all night?

126. Would you rather get $200 in cash for Christmas or a $500 gift your parents picked out without asking you?

127. Would you rather have your uncle read your Christmas list out loud at dinner or have your dad put your seventh-grade school photo on the TV all night?

128. Would you rather get a three-year-old phone for Christmas that's all yours or a brand-new one your parents can see everything on?

129. Would you rather have your Spotify Wrapped shown on the TV at Christmas dinner or your phone's screen time report?

130. Would you rather draw your crush's name in the class Secret Santa or have your crush draw yours?

131. Would you rather be in charge of the Christmas dinner playlist and get blamed for every bad song or have no say and listen to your dad's picks for six hours?

132. Would you rather babysit eight little cousins during the adults' Christmas party or sit at the party making small talk with your parents' coworkers all night?

133. Would you rather play a sheep in the church Christmas pageant next to the five-year-olds or be the only teenager narrating it?

134. Would you rather get a Christmas gift you love from someone you can't stand or a gift you hate from your best friend while they watch you open it?

135. Would you rather work at the mall on the last Saturday before Christmas or be the only one of your friends stuck at home while everyone else is away?

136. Would you rather get a family trip instead of presents this year or get presents and spend all of winter break at home?

137. Would you rather have your parents let you stay home alone for five days while they go on the family Christmas trip or make you come but give you your own hotel room?

138. Would you rather get up at 6 a.m. on Christmas to watch the little kids open their presents or sleep until noon and miss it?

139. Would you rather have your parents pick you up from a friend's Christmas party in matching Christmas sweaters or honk "Jingle Bells" outside until you come out?

140. Would you rather get $500 for Christmas that you have to spend on gifts for your family or $100 to spend on yourself?

141. Would you rather have no curfew for all of winter break or no chores for all of winter break?

142. Would you rather get a 20-year-old car for Christmas or a brand-new phone and laptop?

143. Would you rather have your voice crack on the high note of your Christmas concert solo or have your pants split when you bow at the end?

144. Would you rather have your family show up at your winter concert with a giant poster of your face or have your grandpa stand up and cheer after every single song?

145. Would you rather go caroling with your family and have the door opened by your teacher or by your crush?

Christmas would you rather questions for adults

In-laws, budgets, office parties and toys that need putting together at 2 a.m. Nothing grandma can't hear, probably.

146. Would you rather drive nine hours on December 23 with kids who just discovered car sickness or fly with a connection through Chicago during a snowstorm?

147. Would you rather spend five days at your in-laws' house for Christmas or have them spend three days at yours?

148. Would you rather put together a 300-piece play kitchen at 2 a.m. on Christmas Eve or a trampoline in the backyard in the dark?

There's always one extra screw left over anyway.

149. Would you rather go over your Christmas budget by $1,000 or stick to it and watch everyone open noticeably smaller gifts than last year?

150. Would you rather be stuck in the airport for 14 hours on Christmas Eve or make it home on time while your suitcase full of gifts doesn't?

151. Would you rather have your kid tell their teacher exactly what you said when the Christmas lights wouldn't work or tell your in-laws at Christmas dinner?

152. Would you rather spend Christmas morning on a red-eye flight home or spend it alone in your apartment with a frozen pizza?

153. Would you rather tell your in-laws you're not coming for Christmas this year or tell your own parents?

154. Would you rather have your partner's family find out you hate their famous Christmas casserole or have your family find out you've been regifting their presents for years?

155. Would you rather do all your Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve or give everyone gift cards from the gas station?

156. Would you rather be the person whose dance at the office Christmas party gets talked about for years or the person nobody remembers being there?

157. Would you rather accidentally reply-all to the office party planning email with what you really think of it or accidentally text your mother-in-law what you really think of her holiday cooking?

158. Would you rather share a twin bed with your partner in your childhood bedroom over Christmas or stay at the motel off the highway with the broken heater?

159. Would you rather spend $300 on the toy your kid will forget about by New Year's or skip it and hear about the Christmas they didn't get it for the rest of your life?

160. Would you rather sit next to your cousin pitching his essential oils business all through Christmas dinner or your uncle explaining his crypto losses?

161. Would you rather have the furnace die on Christmas morning with 15 guests on the way or have the toilet back up with 15 guests already in the house?

162. Would you rather get a vacuum with a bow on it from your partner, in front of your whole family, or nothing at all because they "thought we said no gifts this year"?

163. Would you rather your company replace the Christmas party with a $50 bonus or keep the party but hold it at 4 p.m. in the break room?

164. Would you rather spend Christmas with your own family and fight with your siblings or with your partner's family and stay perfectly polite for four days?

165. Would you rather your parents announce at Christmas dinner that they're selling the house you grew up in or that they're moving in with you?

166. Would you rather drive your dad four hours to Christmas listening to his talk radio or fly alone with your sister's four kids?

167. Would you rather sew your kid's sheep costume for the Christmas pageant from scratch the night before or send them as the only sheep in a store-bought costume?

168. Would you rather break your mother-in-law's antique Christmas ornament and confess or quietly hide the pieces in the trash and hope?

169. Would you rather bring someone you've been dating for two months home for Christmas or show up alone and spend dinner explaining why?

170. Would you rather be the cousin who forgot about the Christmas gift exchange and showed up empty-handed or the one who spent $200 when the limit was $20?

171. Would you rather get a self-help book from your mother-in-law for Christmas or a gym membership?

172. Would you rather have your kid loudly ask the mall Santa for a baby brother or for the exact thing you already said they couldn't have?

173. Would you rather sit through your partner's family's two-hour Christmas Eve service or stay back alone with their dog that hates you?

174. Would you rather host Christmas for 12 guests in a house with one bathroom or in a house with three bathrooms and no oven?

175. Would you rather spend Christmas Eve driving to four stores for the one toy that's sold out everywhere or pay a reseller $250 for it online?

176. Would you rather have your relatives ask you every Christmas when you're having kids or when you're getting a real job?

177. Would you rather get a Christmas card from your ex with a photo of their new family or find out your mom still sends them one every year?

178. Would you rather have your kids find their Christmas presents in your closet on December 10 or forget where you hid them until February?

179. Would you rather be the one who has to wear the Santa suit at the office Christmas party or the one who has to sit on his lap for the photo?

180. Would you rather host the office Christmas party at your house or go to the one at your boss's house?

181. Would you rather use up all your vacation days to take the week between Christmas and New Year's off or work it with the office to yourself?

182. Would you rather get an extra week off at Christmas or an extra $2,000 Christmas bonus?

183. Would you rather have your partner plan all of Christmas, the gifts, the food and the travel, or do it all yourself exactly the way you want it?

Hard Christmas would you rather questions

These are tougher. Some because they're impossible, and some because they're a little too real.

184. Would you rather spend one more Christmas morning with someone you've lost but not be able to tell them anything that's happened since, or get a five-minute phone call with them today where you can say anything?

185. Would you rather your whole family be together every Christmas but fight every single time, or get along perfectly but only see each other once every five years?

186. Would you rather everyone at Christmas dinner have to answer every question with complete honesty or nobody be allowed to say a word?

187. Would you rather spend Christmas alone in a luxury hotel anywhere in the world or crammed into your aunt's two-bedroom house with 19 relatives?

188. Would you rather earn an extra $20,000 a year but work every Christmas Day from now on, or never work another Christmas at the pay you get now?

189. Would you rather your kids remember every Christmas as perfect while you were miserable making it happen, or remember them as cheap and chaotic while you had a great time?

190. Would you rather confess at Christmas dinner to the thing you broke as a kid that someone else got blamed for, or take it to your grave?

191. Would you rather have a Christmas where everything goes wrong but it becomes the story your family tells for 30 years, or a perfect Christmas nobody remembers?

192. Would you rather be 8 years old again for one Christmas Day, or have your parents be the age they were when you were 8, for one Christmas?

193. Would you rather keep a Christmas tradition you hate because it makes your mom happy, or end it and watch her pretend she doesn't mind?

194. Would you rather be the one who tells Grandma she can't host Christmas anymore or let her keep hosting while it gets harder for her every year?

195. Would you rather pick everyone at your family's Christmas table from now on and tell the people you cut, or never get a say in who comes?

196. Would you rather keep every Christmas photo from your whole life or every Christmas memory, but not both?

197. Would you rather inherit your grandmother's handwritten Christmas cookie recipes or $5,000?

198. Would you rather give a speech at Christmas dinner about what each person at the table means to you, or sit there while each of them gives one about you?

199. Would you rather keep your whole $5,000 Christmas bonus or give half of it to a coworker you are friends with who got laid off the same week?

200. Would you rather keep a Christmas gift you know cost someone way more than they can afford, or give it back and hurt their feelings?

201. Would you rather tell your sister before Christmas dinner that you can't stand her husband or sit next to him every Christmas for the next 30 years?

202. Would you rather your grown kids spend every other Christmas with their in-laws or come to yours every year but clearly not want to be there?

203. Would you rather tell every relative at Christmas exactly how much money you make or exactly how much you spent on their present?

204. Would you rather get a handwritten letter from everyone in your family every Christmas or a present from each of them?

205. Would you rather spend every Christmas Day serving dinner at a shelter with your family or stay home for a normal Christmas and donate $1,000 instead?

206. Would you rather let a TV crew film your whole family's Christmas, fights and all, for $50,000 split between everyone, or keep it to yourselves?

207. Would you rather get to redo one Christmas from your past or see one Christmas from your future?

208. Would you rather spend every Christmas in the house you grew up in, exactly the way it was back then, or in your dream house?

209. Would you rather give your kids the same kind of Christmases you had growing up or the ones you wished you'd had?

Christmas would you rather questions about food and gifts

Dinner, cookies, leftovers and the presents you have to smile about anyway.

210. Would you rather be the one who drops the Christmas ham on the kitchen floor or the one who saw it happen, rinsed it off and served it anyway?

211. Would you rather stand behind your friend in the return line on December 26 while they return the gift you gave them or have them stand behind you while you return theirs?

212. Would you rather drink eggnog that's been sitting out since Christmas Eve or eat the Christmas cookie the dog licked?

213. Would you rather give someone a $5 Christmas gift and get back one that's clearly worth $50 or give them a $50 gift and get back a $5 one?

214. Would you rather draw the person you can't stand for Secret Santa or the one you've never said a word to?

215. Would you rather have your Secret Santa get you something so personal it's creepy or so generic it's clear they didn't know your name?

216. Would you rather have Christmas dinner cooked by the relative who never follows a recipe or the one who follows it so exactly that dinner is at 11 p.m.?

217. Would you rather bring the dish nobody touches at the Christmas potluck or the one everyone finds out was store-bought after you said it was homemade?

218. Would you rather lose a Christmas gift card before you spend a cent of it or spend it all in the first ten minutes on something you regret?

219. Would you rather write a real thank-you note for every gift before you're allowed to use any of them or not open any gifts until New Year's Day?

220. Would you rather carve the Christmas turkey for the first time with everyone watching and giving advice or be in charge of the gravy and have it turn into glue?

221. Would you rather finally get the gift you begged for three Christmases ago, now that you're over it, or get nothing on your list at all this year?

222. Would you rather get a gift from your partner that they clearly bought for themselves, like a TV "for us", or one they clearly grabbed on the way home?

223. Would you rather have the cash value of every Christmas present you've ever received or get all the presents themselves back, in mint condition?

224. Would you rather get every toy you asked for as a kid delivered to your house today, or only the one you wanted most and never got?

225. Would you rather eat leftover turkey every day until New Year's or throw all of it out on December 26?

226. Would you rather get a gift from someone you didn't buy anything for, in front of everyone, or buy them one and find out they didn't get you anything?

227. Would you rather get socks from your parents every Christmas for the rest of your life or a total surprise every year that's usually wrong?

228. Would you rather have a Christmas where every gift has to be homemade or one where every gift is a gift card?

229. Would you rather have a Christmas dinner of only side dishes or only desserts?

230. Would you rather get the exact same Christmas gift as your brother or sister every year or different gifts where theirs is always obviously worth more?

231. Would you rather have your Christmas present picked out by your 5-year-old niece or by a coworker who's sat next to you for 10 years?

232. Would you rather have Christmas dinner at the best restaurant in town, with no cooking or dishes, or at home with all the family recipes?

233. Would you rather have a lifetime supply of your favorite Christmas cookie or your favorite Christmas dinner once a month all year?

Christmas movies, songs and traditions

From living inside a Christmas movie to the song you can't escape all December.

234. Would you rather receive every gift in "The Twelve Days of Christmas," all 364 of them, or get nothing at all for Christmas this year?

235. Would you rather be visited by three ghosts in one night like Scrooge or be shown what everyone's life would look like if you'd never been born, like George Bailey?

236. Would you rather spend Christmas week at Clark Griswold's house or have Cousin Eddie and his RV park in your driveway until New Year's?

237. Would you rather have an Elf on the Shelf that moves around your house every night or one that never leaves the shelf and just turns its head to stare at you?

238. Would you rather have an advent calendar with a good chocolate behind every door or one with 23 empty doors and $50 behind one of them?

239. Would you rather be the big-city lawyer in a Hallmark movie who has to save a small-town bakery by Christmas Eve, or the bakery owner who has to put up with them?

240. Would you rather have your whole December narrated by a deep-voiced Christmas movie trailer announcer or have a choir start singing every time something goes wrong?

241. Would you rather get a visit from Door-Slammer, the Icelandic Yule Lad who slams doors all night, or from Window-Peeper, who stares in through your windows?

242. Would you rather get your Christmas presents the Catalan way, by hitting a log with a stick until it "poops" them out, or have to dig every one out of a snowbank?

243. Would you rather start Christmas in September like a lot of families in the Philippines or squeeze the whole thing into December 24th and 25th?

244. Would you rather watch the same 1958 Donald Duck Christmas special at 3 p.m. every Christmas Eve, like half of Sweden does, or whatever three-hour movie your dad picks every year?

245. Would you rather get your tongue stuck to a frozen flagpole in front of your whole school or wear the pink bunny suit from A Christmas Story to every party in December?

246. Would you rather dance a solo in The Nutcracker in front of 2,000 people after one week of practice or actually fight the Mouse King?

247. Would you rather work for Scrooge before the ghosts show up or after, when he won't stop hugging everyone and crying?

248. Would you rather eat Buddy the Elf's spaghetti with maple syrup and candy for breakfast every day in December or answer your work phone "Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?"

249. Would you rather let Jack Skellington run Christmas this year, with shrunken heads and snakes under the tree, or have your town cancel Christmas altogether?

250. Would you rather have a total stranger take the empty seat at your Christmas Eve dinner or your least favorite relative?

251. Would you rather have to sing everything you say on Christmas Day like it's a musical or only be able to talk in Christmas movie quotes?

252. Would you rather watch a brand-new Hallmark Christmas movie every night in December or the exact same one every night?

253. Would you rather be Kevin in Home Alone, with two burglars on the way, or his mom, stuck in Paris trying to get home?

254. Would you rather have "All I Want for Christmas Is You" start playing every time you walk into a room or "Last Christmas" every time you leave one?

255. Would you rather hear Christmas music everywhere from November 1 or not hear a single Christmas song until December 24?

256. Would you rather have a real Christmas tree that makes the whole house smell like pine or a fake one you never have to water or vacuum up after?

257. Would you rather open your presents on Christmas Eve or on Christmas morning?

258. Would you rather live on a street where every house goes all out with Christmas lights or one where every window just has a single candle?

Christmas would you rather questions PDF

Here are all of them in one printable PDFPDF · English · Questions · 106 KB. Print a few pages, cut them up and put them in a bowl, or just read them off the sheet.